I heard this ill cover of Daft Punk's "Something about Us" by Def Starr, so I decided to lay some Jigga over it. Check it- "Something about All I Need"

am i supposed to conduct with my penis?

i will edit this and post thoughts when my thoughtbox starts working again.

in the meantime, enjoy this pleasant summertime jam:

Chromeo / Cheri - Murphy's Law

A Sackful of Dollars

Here's another comic that makes light of sexual violence. Remember people: we here at the tuba do not in any way condone punching people in the sack. HAHAH, oh wait that's hilarious. I meant punching people while you are in the sack, aka bed, aka during sextual funtercourse. Punching people in the sack, aka the testicles is still comedic GOLD, no one is here to deny that.

As I was saying, don't incorporate violence into your lovemaking, but if you must, be sure to use a safe word. A safe word, used in BDSM circles, is a short, memorable word that will immediately cause all sex play to halt when uttered by either partner. For example, my safe word is the song "The 12 Days of Christmas" sung in Swahili.

In conclusion, the word sack has many pleasant uses in todays vernacular. Humorous in any context, the word rolls off the tongue and rests delightfully on the forehead of the listener. Help make this Friday International Sack Day! Instead of getting fired, get sacked! Instead of going to sleep, hit the sack! Instead of buying a dime bag, buy a dime sack! Instead of going about your normal business, run around all day with your scrotum hanging out for all the world to see! Think on it.

All the cash and all the cash and all the cash and all the

So if you're reading this, you're probably familiar with Glitch Mob's remix of Evil Nine's "All the Cash". If not, whatever. This is Alex Metric's take on the track, and if you've ever heard him before you know you need to crank up the speakers for this one.

No, I meant in __YOUR__ face!

This comic is for fucking idiots. If you laughed at it, go turn yourself in to your local police station. and don't misinterpret that as my saying you should attempt to somehow become your local police station, because you are so very stupid. I just wasted like 3 whammed out hours of my personal time making a stupid comic for jerks, and it feels downright awful. Knowing what I know now, I would rather start Derek Zoolander's school for ants... who want to learn how to sting good.... in my ass.... than write that comic again, if so it can be called.

On another note, that comic was sweet. Other things that are sweet include this cool song we done found on the interfarts: Acid Girls feat Frankmusic - Wake Up

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!